Monday, November 19, 2007;
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing :This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh :This is actually aword,but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to#3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay :This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks :A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8) Whatever :
Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
Oh and I had a rather interesting dream last night.I can still remember it vividly though I can't exactly give a proper account of it coz it's rather messy.
And this is getting ridiculous.9 times in a row!WTH!
ANYWAY I just got a msg from my aunt saying that my cousin Su-Ann or San as we call her had been diagnosed with pericarditis.At first I was wondering "peri-whatthe hell?" then I went to wiki it and found out it's something to do with the inflammation of those sacs thing near the heart.Wah biang,the world's really fucked up huh either that or my family's history is shit and nice people have to pay for it.
I was really surprised.Among all the cousins,San is the sportiest AND the smartest.She all along attend good schools...AHS..then VJC[did 3 S-papers leh (or we now call it H3 papers)]..then got a Navy scholarship to University of Chicago then recently completed her masters at Cambridge(or is it Oxford?can't remember but one of them lah).
But luckily the peri-whatever it is isn't chronic.Or rather hers isn't so we just hope that it'll be alright with all the medication and all that.
Labels: dreams, family, sick
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The forever memories we have.
